• Mickey steals corn. BEING A THIEF IS OKAY!
  • Mickey and Goofy steals milk. BEING A THIEF IS AWESOME!
  • Donald takes a bath… with a shirt on.
  • Donald gets embarassed in the bath when birds fly in and see him… with a shirt on – but no pants.  In a bathtub.
  • Goofy is reading a comic book while driving. (WORSE THAN TEXTING.)
  • They all three eat dinner together leaving the car unmanned (undogged… uncowwed?!?!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOOFY?)
  • The mobile home HAS A FREAKIN’ PHONE! (Early cell technology?)
  • Donald gets on his knees and prays… OMGRELIGIONINCARTOONS!!!
  • Why do all Disney characters sing “She’ll be coming around the mountain?”

  • Rent six months overdue? Shouldn’t they be evicted by now?!?!!
  • Yup. Pete smokes.
  • AND he through a lit match in Donald’s mouth.
  • Shouldn’t “Sherriff’s” have an apostrophe on that sign?
  • Why do an anthropomorphic dog, duck and mouse HAVE A FREAKIN’ MOOSE HEAD ON THE WALL?
  • The first thing you try to pack during a forced eviction is your piano? Seriously???
  • Donald has a rubber suction cup with a wooden stick stuck on his butt… and he’s not wearing pants. Yeah. Try that in today’s cartoons.
  • Wouldn’t that fish be dead by now?