Archive for January, 2011
Tim Dorsey at the Vero Beach Book Center…
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This is a short blog post to brag about seeing Tim speak again in my zany little beach town. He swings by about once a year and I score another great book for my home library.
Win/Win
If you’ve never read one his books (featuring Serge A. Storms) AND you live in Florida – do yourself a favor. Do so.
(Yes, I am writing this from my cell while listening to him speak… but there’s a crowd. He won’t notice.)
Working Out with DOCTOR WHO: The Time Monster (3rd Doctor)
0Tom Croom’s Doctor Who Adventures Thus Far:
- Planet of the Spiders (3rd Doctor)
- The Time Warrior (3rd Doctor)
- The Green Death (3rd Doctor)
- Carnival of Monsters (3rd Doctor)
- The Three Doctors (3rd Doctor)
- The Mutants (3rd Doctor)
- The Claws of Axos (3rd Doctor)
- Terror of the Autons (3rd Doctor)
- Spearhead from Space (3rd Doctor)
- The Krotons (2nd Doctor)
- The Aztecs (1st Doctor)
Which brings me to my final iTunes viewing of the Third Doctor: The Time Monster.
England, the near future. Professor Thascales’ TOMTIT project is nearing completion… but why is a simple matter transmitter causing disruption to the flow of time? And what exactly is Kronos, the time monster itself?
Yes, the twelve year old me giggled every time someone mentioned the TOMTIT project. Actually, I chuckled a bit right now when I typed it, too. Tom. Tit. [chuckle.]
THE GOOD: Duh… The Master! I can’t get enough of Roger Delgado’s version of the ultimate baddie in the Doctor Who universe. The man oozed evil with personality. My man Mr. Master pretends to be a professor, travels in time to Atlantis, and (AND!) convinces that hot queen to help him out. HELLO BOOBS
Is she, too, a part of the TOMTIT project? [more chuckling.]
The Master = pure awesome.
THE BAD: The name “TOMTIT”. [snort. giggle.]
THE CHEESE: Kronos, The allegedly epically powerful super bird like being that is (obviously) a man in white costume flapping his wings in a very silly fashion. Check it out:
It should also be pointed out that this episode, like The Time Warrior, features some Star Wars co-mingling goodness: David Prowse aka “Darth Vader” is the Minotaur in Atlantis in this series. The Force, though, was not strong with him since he gets killed in the maze.
Flickr Friday: It’s not easy being green.
0This little guy lives in the Miami Zoo.
I occasionally update new photos (and old ones that I scan) on my Flickr account. Each Friday I post one on my blog from my collection that I think is kind of snazzy.
Working Out with DOCTOR WHO: Carnival of Monsters (3rd Doctor)
3The list keep growing!
- Planet of the Spiders (3rd Doctor)
- The Time Warrior (3rd Doctor)
- The Green Death (3rd Doctor)
- The Three Doctors (3rd Doctor)
- The Mutants (3rd Doctor)
- The Claws of Axos (3rd Doctor)
- Terror of the Autons (3rd Doctor)
- Spearhead from Space (3rd Doctor)
- The Krotons (2nd Doctor)
- The Aztecs (1st Doctor)
Which somehow brings us to “Carnival of Monsters”. This series of Doctor Who is a great example of why sci-fi fans loved (and love) this show. It’s tongue in cheek science fiction with some brains in its storytelling. The concept of a contained world in miniature isn’t new, but it’s cleverly conveyed in this story. (A more recent example would be the last scene in the first Men in Black movie.)
THE GOOD: Science fiction is well presented… for the 1970s. The story isn’t dumbed down for the audience and we’re presented with the concept of a number of characters from different planets interacting with each other. While the story isn’t very deep, it is a lot of fun.
THE BAD: Every once an a while, silly style of an era can really sneak into a timeless story and date it. The characters of Vorg and Shirna are constant reminders that you are watching early 1970s sci-fi with their dialogue and mannerisms.
THE CHEESE: The same “The Bad” – Vorg and Shirna. Why don’t we see more of these cosplays at conventions like Dragon*Con?!
Review: I Am America
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I Am America by Stephen Colbert
My rating: 4 of 5 stars
I read some of this book and then I got smart and enjoyed it via audio book. Some written works become much more lively when the author (who is also a performer) shares his or her own words in their own voice. In enjoying it that way, you leave the road of interpretation and drive on the highway of intent as the author conveys meaning with his/her inflection and tone.
Now that the deep thought is out of the way, let’s just cut to the chase: this book is damn funny.
As a fan of The Colbert Report, this parody of ultra conservative values in America is as scary as it is humorous. Living in South Florida, I know people who act and speak and believe just like Stephen Colbert… only, they’re not acting.
The outrageousness of Colbert’s storytelling makes for some great dark humor for American’s who (in my opinion) “get it.” He’s out to save America with his focused and decisive ideas. This is quality sarcasm with a purpose and I’ll probably revisit the audio book again on a future road trip or maybe (shocker) crack it open and enjoy it with the voices in MY head.
(That came out wrong, but you get the idea.)
Working Out with DOCTOR WHO: The Mutants (3rd Doctor)
2Wow… I’ve watched more of these that I thought (so far.) Here’s the list:
- Planet of the Spiders (3rd Doctor)
- The Time Warrior (3rd Doctor)
- The Green Death (3rd Doctor)
- The Claws of Axos (3rd Doctor)
- Terror of the Autons (3rd Doctor)
- Spearhead from Space (3rd Doctor)
- The Krotons (2nd Doctor)
- The Aztecs (1st Doctor)
At this rate, I should be to the current Doctor (Matt Smith) somewhere around the year 2014. At which point, I will look like this:
That’s a photo of one of the mutants from “The Mutants”. Here’s the iTunes verbage…
The planet Solos in the 30th century. As Earth slowly moves towards granting Solos its independence, the Doctor and Jo arrive on a mission for the Time Lords.
[In a great 300-esque voice] THIS. IS. SCIENCE. FICTION.
“The Mutants” is classically woven science fiction that comes close to the heart that made Star Trek such a beloved classic. The episodes are a veiled commentary about racism and apartheid (which was still rampant in Africa at the time.) It’s a great storyline about how society will always repeat certain issues through history… especially regarding politics and the corruption of power.
THE GOOD: The writing. I can’t say enough about how strong this series is in that respect. Great story. Great dialogue. Great message.
THE BAD: I’ve got nothing. This might be my favorite Doctor Who storyline (so far.)
THE CHEESE: The super being at the end. A bit predictable and, by today’s standards, cheesy. In 1970, though, I’m sure it was innovative genius.

















