Good morning Internet!  I am writing you a short note to let you know that I will miss you for the next few days.  You see, I am getting on a boat for the Bahamas to see some guy and some girl get hitched.

This means two things:

1. I won’t be able to access teh Interwebz.  As of about 2:00 PM today, I won’t be answering my phone and I’ll be counting the moments until I lose signal from any sort of cell tower.

2. I totally get to rock my new hipster hat on the boat while listening to music on my iPhone.

Expect pictures and other zany stuff when I return (and, yes, I still have to post the Tokyo DisneySEA stories from Japan; I know.)