Want to know how to tell if you’re too fucked up to operate in normal life due to a cold? Easy:
I just had a police officer bang on my door about two minutes ago. He was stopping by to confirm that I was Tom Croom and then gave me my wallet and checkbook that I had left at Publix yesterday. I hadn’t even noticed they were missing. Thankfully, I am always broke so there was no money in it.
Being sick sucks.
Living in a small town is kinda cool, though, since I got it back.